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TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4027

We can't have a joke section without Chuck Norris jokes!

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.  :o

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Dominic Maricic
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4028

When I was a kid, The Jhoon Rhee Institute (Tae Kwon Do), in Kensington MD, would fight the Chuck Norris Agency of LA.  It was an annual competition.  They usually won...

He doesn't remember me, I am sure.  But he went to Iraq last year to visit the troops and spent a lot of time with my son.  It is an interesting full-circle thing in our family.  I have some neat pictures.  He was very gracious, asked lots of personal questions, and was an all around good guy.

NOT so much in competition...!

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4035

Man, how old is Chuck Norris that he already had a school when you were a kid?

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Dominic Maricic
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4040

I was thirteen, fourteen, fifteen and in there.

Chuck Norris is still the only westerner to earn the Eight Dan, eighth degree black belt.  He was incredible.  I don't know how old he is now, but I would guess he was/is 10-15 years older than I. 

My son says his hair piece doesn't fit very well...  you'd think a gazillionaire could do something better.

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
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Northern Virginia Home Inspector
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4041

LOL. I haven't seen to many recent pictures. He looks fine in Walker, Texas Ranger :D

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Dominic Maricic
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4044

Ya gotta love Google Earth, You can't hide anything any more. I keep looking for aliens though over Roswell but I haven't seen any yet :D

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