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TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4045

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a Diet Coke.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4046

Stevie Wonder's favorite color

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4047

is Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4048

When Chuck Norris slices onions, he makes the onions cry.  :'(

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4049

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's computer is going to crash....

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4050

Chuck Norris's website has never had a hit.

NOBODY hits Chuck Norris's website.

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