TOPIC: Black eye

I saw my coworker Jim Monday morning.  I was about
  to ask him how his weekend went when I noticed his
  black eye.  It was a real shiner.  "What the hell happened
  to you?  Were you mugged?"  I asked.

  "Worse" Jim said painfully.

  "Were you hit by a car?  What happened?"

  "Suzie and I went to that bed and breakfast in Mendicino
  this weekend.  We met Liz and Kevin there."  he said.

  "Well?  How did you get that black eye?  How did you get
  those bruises on your arms?  What about that cut over your
  eye?  Were you in an auto accident?"  I said, interrupting
  his story.

  "Well, Sundy morning we were seated at the table with Liz
  and Kevin and a couple on their honeymoon.  We were all
  having breakfast together.

  "That honeymoon couple looked at each other with love in
  their eyes, when he turned to his new bride and asks "Would
  you please pass the sugar, sugar."

  "We all smiled and Suzie had that look, you know the 'isn't
  that romantic' look women get.  Then Kevin said to Liz "Please
  pass the honey, honey." Suzie gave a heavy sigh and looked
  at me.

  "The last thing I remember before waking up in the emergency
  room was turning to Suzie and saying, "please pass the tea-bag."

She hit him with a tea bag?

Okay, I get it now...

Really...

His pet name for her is "tea bag..."

Isn't that a little like a sea biscuit?

Very funny