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Should quit drinking 15 years 4 months ago #5014

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes Later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!' 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.' With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...'you idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!'

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Re: Should quit drinking 15 years 4 months ago #5027

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	I was just sitting here, trying to picture this... Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Should quit drinking 15 years 4 months ago #5058

John Sopher Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2417 Thank you received: 0	I was just sitting here, trying to picture this... I hope you didn't pull the handle while you were sitting there! lol Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Should quit drinking 15 years 4 months ago #5074

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	Is that what caused that...!? Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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