TOPIC: Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

Hi friends! Billy Jays here!

I have something so special today, I think by the end of this commercial I might just be singing!

Tell me, how often do you pull into that driveway or walk around the side of the house and look at a boring, empty, everyday chimney!?

Well, can I guess?

Everyday!

Now that is one BOOOOORING chimney!  Look at it!

Be bored no more!

Can I, your old buddy Billy Jays, introduce my newest, and certainly most decorative, product!

I am so proud of this can I introduce it with a song?

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

Introducing Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

Yes, with Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! you will never again look at a boring, plain chimney!

Friends, our brainy, botanical biochemists have found a way to plant our special greenery in a chimney and have it thrive, feeding OFF your chimney!

No fertilizer, no soil, no nothing, well, except a little dihydrogen monoxide now and then!

And BAM!

Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

And the bigger it gets, the more decorative it becomes!

So call now!

This is breakthrough science at its best!!

And I, Billy Jays, need to broadcast this breakthrough biochemistry in every bulletin I bellow!  This needs to be shouted from the chimney tops!

SO CALL NOW!

And if you do call within the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to share this news with a friend, I will personally add a case of Billy Jays' Dihydrogen Monoxide, absolutely free!

That will give you dihydrogen monoxide to water the plant, AND offer to a friend or neighbor as you both stand by your chimney admiring this, our latest botanical biochemical breakthrough!

YOU NEED TO CALL NOW!

Remember the song!

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

So call me, Billy Jays, and get your very own Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! now, and start growing in popularity in your neighborhood!

CALL NOW!

I love it Billy Jays. Send me 5 ASAP!

You have five chimneys?  Sounds very British.

I like to keep spares around.

Hey Jay, fancy meeting you here.
Hope all is well my friend, long time since reading your funny posts.
You always have a good one.

Thanks Marcel.  I'm still trying to keep my schedule such that my head is above water.  As I have said to Carl, I would love to be around more often!  I miss you guys.