TOPIC: Jokes to offend everyone!!

Hope you enjoy. I will try and have a new batch each week.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it by himself.

What is the difference between a harley and a hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

What do you see when the Pillsbury dough boy bends over?
Doug-nuts

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
10yrs and 45lbs


Why do men want to marry virgins?
They cant stand the criticism.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why dont bunnies make noise when having sex?
Because they have cotton balls.


What did the blonde say when she discovered she was pregnant?
"Are you sure its mine"


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to ya.


Why did OJ want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do drivers education classes in Redneck shools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Where does an Irish family vacation.'
A different bar.


Did you here about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'


How do you get a sweet little old lady to say the F-word?
Get another sweet little old lady to sream "BINGO"!!!

Hope everyone had fun with them. This was only meant for humor reasons and in no way represents the opinions of those who wrote them. Phillips Inspection Services takes no responsibility for anyone who may have been offended. You gotta love disclaimers.

Laugh on

Frankie

I was laughing too hard to be offended!

Very funny