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TOPIC: Questions that Haunt me

Re: Questions that Haunt me 16 years 3 months ago #1744

Yes actually you could probably drive your car on the methane. I know what a wagon was, wasn't sure on the constenega

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Dominic Maricic
Home Inspector Pro Home Inspection Software - CEO

good golf joke 16 years 3 months ago #1811



       
Teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Marcie, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit Marcie directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later Teddy received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy."Teddy, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"

"Yes sir, " Teddy replied, "that's correct."

"Well, Teddy, I also found a large bruise on Marcie's right hip. Do you know anything about that?"

"Yes sir," Teddy said, "That would have been my mulligan.

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Re: Questions that Haunt me 16 years 3 months ago #1812

Wow, a new face!  Tom, are you into linking websites?  If so, please let me know how to contact you. 

You can link my info below.  Thanks.  I will reciprocate immediately!  No joke... *

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
www.jaymarinspect.com
Serving all of Northern Virginia.

* I had to get joke in there somewhere....

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Northern Virginia Home Inspector
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Re: Questions that Haunt me 16 years 3 months ago #1814

Very funny :)

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Dominic Maricic
Home Inspector Pro Home Inspection Software - CEO

Re: Questions that Haunt me 16 years 3 months ago #1827

WHy do they use sterile needles to give lethal injections?

and what is a mulligan? ??? ???

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Re: Questions that Haunt me 16 years 2 months ago #1843

Thanks Jay,
Brand new to site although I've been using Dominic's software for a couple of months. If only all my software worked as well as it does.
And yes, I'll swap links, or cars if yours gets better mileage than mine. LOL. 
my site is up. Tell me what you think.
www.i-nspect.com/

Thanks for the input
Tom Vurinaris

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