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TOPIC: Sobriety Test

Sobriety Test 4 years 7 months ago #60376

A North Carolina State Trooper pulled a car over on US 301 about 2 miles south of the Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus in Emporia. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy traveling from Tennessee got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, ?You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way in hell I can pass that test.?

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Re: Sobriety Test 4 years 7 months ago #60377

Sounds like something I would do..LOL

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Re: Sobriety Test 4 years 7 months ago #60382

LOL

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Re: Sobriety Test 4 years 7 months ago #60389

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I got pulled over the other day and the cop asked me:

"You drinking?"

to which I replied; "You buying?"

We laughed...

and laughed...

I need bail money.

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Re: Sobriety Test 4 years 7 months ago #60396

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Sobriety Test 4 years 4 months ago #61038

Funny

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