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TOPIC: Fart Football

Fart Football 5 years 2 months ago #58937

This is my first post on the message board so I thought I would start off with a joke.  As my two sons have always proven to me, you can't go wrong with a fart joke:

An old married couple is in the bed when the old man passes gas and says "Seven points".  His wife rolls over and says "What in the world was that?"
The old man says "It's fart football".  A few minutes go by and the wife lets one go as well and says "Touchdown, tie score!"  After five more minutes, the old man lets another one go and says "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7".  Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says "Touchdown, tie score"  A few seconds later she lets out a squeaker and says "Field goal, I'm up 17 to 14!"    Not wanting to lose, the old man strains to produce another smelly sound but instead poops in the bed.  The wife asks "What the hell was that?"  The old man replies "halftime, switch sides".

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Frank Cooper
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Re: Fart Football 5 years 2 months ago #58950

Your sons were wrong!



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Re: Fart Football 5 years 2 months ago #58953

LOL, ewwww!!!!

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Re: Fart Football 5 years 2 months ago #58965

Sounds like Dom's fantasy team..... ;D

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There is nothing sweeter than the smell of fresh cut grass on a baseball infield, the click of a wooden bat and the taste of a hot dog at a warm sunny daytime double-header.

Re: Fart Football 5 years 2 months ago #58966

I'm sorry, are you referring to Dominic's undefeated fantasy team?

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Re: Fart Football 5 years 1 month ago #59179

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I think his sons were right. It's a good one.

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