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TOPIC: 2008's First Christmas Joke

2008's First Christmas Joke 10 years 10 months ago #4558


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,� 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates'�Saint Peter said.�

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and� finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,�'And just what do those symbolize?'


The man replied,�'These are Carols.'�

And So The Christmas Season
Begins...... 

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Re: 2008's First Christmas Joke 10 years 10 months ago #4560

Har Har Har

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Re: 2008's First Christmas Joke 10 years 10 months ago #4562

LOL

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Re: 2008's First Christmas Joke 9 years 2 months ago #34526

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