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TOPIC: NEVER SAY TO A COP

NEVER SAY TO A COP 10 years 10 months ago #4433


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer...That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Y es, I know there are no othercars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 10 years 10 months ago #4437

Very funny Carl, I like the last one!

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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 10 years 10 months ago #4445

I considered every one of those, and your title is a well-chosen one...

Those were good!

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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 10 years 10 months ago #4457

LMAO... Oh and I have some cop friends!!!   ;D

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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 10 years 10 months ago #4458

Check the Chuck Norris site joke location...

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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 10 years 10 months ago #4460

Jus did.  lol

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