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TOPIC: Pregnant turkey

Pregnant turkey 10 years 10 months ago #4329

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick.


She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When
my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s)
back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled
the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my
mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

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Re: Pregnant turkey 10 years 10 months ago #4333

LOL. This a personal true story?

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Re: Pregnant turkey 10 years 10 months ago #4334

O  no!


Just something that is worth passing along this time of year.

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Re: Pregnant turkey 10 years 10 months ago #4335

Ok, I won't harass you then :D

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Re: Pregnant turkey 10 years 10 months ago #4336

Come on now my hair is not Blonde it is White.

Sometimes that is even worse.

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Re: Pregnant turkey 10 years 10 months ago #4337

It could have been Blonde as some point!

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