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TOPIC: Blond do it yourself Painter

Blond do it yourself Painter 9 years 2 months ago #34394

The blond wife decides to give her home a fresh look and while her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to paint the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Re: Blond do it yourself Painter 9 years 2 months ago #34402

LOL

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Re: Blond do it yourself Painter 9 years 2 months ago #34404

Dom this is nothing to LOL about. This turned out to be a real Inspection. I Inspected this Job. Good lookin blond. Multiple inspectors were called in on this home. I inspected the inside and was lucky to have Marcel the "Caveman" in the crawl space, David Macy was on the roof, Jeff Jonas was inspecting the exterior (of course wanting to be inside w/ the blonde), Bert came down from Canada and was inspecting for ice dams on the roof w/ David even though we are in Texas. Jay w/ his cousin Billy Jay showed up and didn't do nuttin but write a Blog about it. (another good one). Drew helped out on line. A full inspection was completed, Thanx gentlemen, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 
The HIP  'A  TEAM'  has come thru once again.  We come in, do our job and .......

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Last Edit: by Joe Keresztury.

Re: Blond do it yourself Painter 9 years 2 months ago #34412

.....and we deliver the Inspection Report.

        The HIP 'A Team' Delivers !!!
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Title: San Antonio Home Inspections
Site: www.jwkhomeinspections.com
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Keywords: San Antonio Home Inspections, New Home Construction Inspections, New Braunfels, Schertz, Home...
Last Edit: by Joe Keresztury.

Re: Blond do it yourself Painter 9 years 2 months ago #34442

LOL!

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Re: Blond do it yourself Painter 9 years 2 months ago #34465

Man that looks like a HUGE report!

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