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TOPIC: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE.

CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE. 16 years 1 week ago #4509


An old, white haired man, walked into a Jewelery Shop, late one Friday evening
with a beautiful, twenty-one year old girl at his side. He told the jeweler
he was looking for a special ring for his new girl friend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000
ring and showed it to him.  The old man said "I don't think you understand,
I want something very special for this gorgeous young lady.


At that, the jeweller realized the old man was loaded and brought out a
ring from his exclusive stock.    "Here is a stunning £40,000 diamond ring"
"Is this the quality you have in mind?"  said the jeweler.
The young girl friend's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man examined the ring and after some consideration said "We'll take it".

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said he would pay by cheque.
"I know you need to make sure that the cheque is good" said the old man,
"So, I'll write it now and you can ring the Bank on Monday morning to verify it".  "When the cheque is cleared, I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon", the old man added.

On Monday morning, a very p----d off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account", he announced. "I know", said the old man,
"But can you imagine the weekend I've just had?"

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Gerry Pallotta
Alota Home Inspection Services
Greater Toronto Area Home Inspector
Mississauga Home Inspector
Inspecting the following areas
Toronto,Mississauga,Brampton,Oakville,Vaughan,Richmond Hill,Markham and Pickering

Re: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE. 16 years 1 week ago #4511

First post!  Welcome to the HIPpie group Gerry...!

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly

Re: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE. 16 years 6 days ago #4512

Thanks Jay!!
As long as there are no lava lamps involved I am proud to be a member here.

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Gerry Pallotta
Alota Home Inspection Services
Greater Toronto Area Home Inspector
Mississauga Home Inspector
Inspecting the following areas
Toronto,Mississauga,Brampton,Oakville,Vaughan,Richmond Hill,Markham and Pickering

Re: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE. 16 years 6 days ago #4513

No lava lamps, but Dom didn't explain about the hot lava coals you walk on yet?  Hope I am not revealing anything prematurely here - that is kind of Dominic's purview, not mine.

Anyway, you will want to start linking your website with all the other kids here.  My info is as follows (send me yours, or get onto the SEO part of the site here and post it.  You will be flooded.):

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly

Re: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE. 16 years 5 days ago #4540

Lol, very funny ;) Glad to see you on the site Gerry!

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Dominic Maricic
Home Inspector Pro Home Inspection Software - CEO

Re: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE. 14 years 4 months ago #34525

Funny

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