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Gary Mann

Location: Clarksville TN
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BED CAKE INGREDIENTS

« on: June 23, 2008, 06:41:30 PM »

BED CAKE INGREDIENTS

Two pair laughing eyes
Two pair loving arms
Two well shaped legs
Two firm milk containers
One fur lined mixing bowl
One large banana
Two medium size nuts

Mixing Instructions

Look into laughing eyes. Spread well shape legs.
Slowly squeeze and massage milk containers.
Leave fur linrd mixing bowl well greased. Add banana gently working in and out until well creamed. Then cover with nuts.
Cake is gone when banana is soft. Be sure to wash mising utensiis. NOTE: DON'T LICK THE BOWL.
iF CAKE RISES, LEAVE TOWN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!


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Gary Mann
Madison's Home Inspections
www.clarksvilletennesseehomeinspector.com

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