Dr. Seuss B-day

[Ron]

Its Doctor Seuss Birthday... Here's his take on Aging.

The  Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sence of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-- can you tell?
my body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

[Dominic Maricic]

lol

[Jarrod Goforth]

Looks and sound more like me every day.