A Mathematician's View of Women

[Bob King]

Here's how a mathematician has solved the woman equation:

1.  To find a woman you need Time and Money--
     Therefore:
                   Women = Time X Money

2.  "Time is Money"--
     Therefore:
                   Time = Money

3.  Therefore:
                   Women = Money X Money
     Or:
                   Women = (Money)²

4.  "Money is the Root of all Problems" (Square Root in this Case)
     Therefore:
                   Money = (Problems)^1/2

5.  Substituting (Problems)^1/2 for Money Yields:
                   Woman = Money X Money = (Problems)^1/2 X Problems^1/2

Which we all know yields:  Women = Problems

[Jarrod Goforth]

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