A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this beautiful young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh,"replies the husband, "to be truthful, she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "remember, if we
get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no
more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no
more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the
decision is yours ."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with another
gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Charlie?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier" she replies.
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